And by “do” I mean: getting to help creative entrepreneurs like you unleash the full power of your brand with strategic, personality-fueled copywriting.
Spoons, Cholula bottles, and the hamster cooking show have all been known to make me swoon.
I don’t care if we’re headed somewhere in a hurry, if I see anything housing a bunch of books, we’re pulling over to look at every single one.
Not to be dramatic, but I would rather die than buy a Kindle. I don’t care that they’re easier to travel with and cost less, there’s no better feeling than flipping open to the last page I dog-eared.
a sophisticated story revolving around a dog who gets kidnapped. While that novel tragically remains unfinished, it unearthed my innate passion for storytelling.
I’ve been following that passion ever since.
Armed with a BA in Creative Writing and a handful of published short stories, I left college with no idea of what I actually wanted to do.
I did know…
Copywriting checked all of those boxes—and added a hundred more I hadn’t even realized I was looking for.
DREAM JOB?
that's an understatement.
Now, I get to spend my time helping badass women make sure their messaging shows off their brilliance, resonates with their audience, and sounds just like them.
The same way chefs collect beloved recipes, I collect
quotes from the books I read and my ridiculous
friends and family.
flip through →
“Life’s too short to wear
matching socks”
—My sister, wearing seriously mismatching socks
NEXT →
“But floundering is the first step to swimming”
—A wise friend who definitely wasn’t trying to be wise
NEXT →
“Do you cry when you kill
your characters or just
have tea with Satan?!”
—My sister (again), mad at me for writing another novel with a tragic ending
NEXT →
“I am doomed to remember a boy with a
wrecked voice—not because of his voice, or
because he was the smallest person I ever
knew, or even because he was the instrument
of my mother’s death, but because he is the
reason I believe in God; I am a Christian
because of Owen Meany.”
—A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving
BEGINNING →
✓ Are looking for copy that’s full of personality
✓ Hate sleazy marketing tactics or copy that reads like a bad infomercial
✓ Are also incredibly passionate about helping others go after their dreams
✓ Are down for someone who will hype you up
✗ Believe that copywriting isn’t a worthwhile investment
✗ Like copy that’s boring, impersonal, and uses a lot of jargon
✗ Don’t have a clear idea of what you offer and who you want to serve
✗ Only care about making money
12,673,012
4-ish
5+
(and counting) Words checked by Grammarly
Hours spent chewing gum each day
Books being read at any given time
With Alethea, not only was I able to publish a brand new website,
rework my onboarding process, and expand my offers, but when
potential clients visit my website or sign up to work with me - they're
getting to know the REAL me.
She listens to you, is extremely personable, and does the research to
fully understand your industry.
—Sonia
| online business manager
let's work together