Copy, with spice

your brand's missing ingredient?

With a heavy helping of brand strategy, a delectable scoop of storytelling, and a big-ass pinch of funky fresh personality, I help product-based and creative businesses chef up brand messaging, website copy, and more that leave their audience drooling over everything they do, say, and sell. 

Working together, we’ll sift through what you’re audience is hungry for, pinpoint exactly what your funky fresh brand personality is, and cook up messaging that has your business popping like a hot, new restaurant that’s always got a line out the door. 

BUT TURNING UP THE HEAT ON YOUR BRAND STRATEGY AND MESSAGING WILL.

Sticking to stale cliches, following industry trends, and hiding your 12/10 brand personality isn’t gonna help you slice through all the online noise. 

THE RECIPE FOR SUCCESS?
THE RECIPE FOR SUCCESS?
THE RECIPE FOR SUCCESS?
THE RECIPE FOR SUCCESS?
THE RECIPE FOR SUCCESS?
THE RECIPE FOR SUCCESS?
THE RECIPE FOR SUCCESS?
THE RECIPE FOR SUCCESS?
THE RECIPE FOR SUCCESS?
THE RECIPE FOR SUCCESS?
THE RECIPE FOR SUCCESS?
THE RECIPE FOR SUCCESS?
THE RECIPE FOR SUCCESS?
THE RECIPE FOR SUCCESS?
THE RECIPE FOR SUCCESS?
THE RECIPE FOR SUCCESS?

A dope-ass biz owner who is all in (psst, that’s you)

A dope-ass product or offer that customers and clients can’t help but cream their pants over 


A dope-ass brand that knows exactly who they are and is damn good at getting their hella fun personality across in everything they do

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You’ve already got the first 2 ingredients of the recipe covered. Let me handle the last part you need.

You know, the kind that swaps beige for loud and proud colors, packs a punch of personality into their messaging, and drizzles creativity into all of their marketing efforts.

And those types of brands are my favorite not only because cooking them up just so happens to be my specialty, but also because they’re the brands that don’t fall into the pot of businesses that all sound the same. 

Bottom line? I live for helping product-based and creative businesses build drool-worthy brands with brand messaging, website copy, and more that cause a feeding frenzy over everything you sell. 

MEET THE CREATIVE COPYWRITING CHEF

Hiiiiiii, I’m Alethea—and I’m a freak for flavor-blasted brands.

the menu

the recipe book

Brand strategy and messaging

The foundation of everything. With this bad boy, you’ll know what your brand is about and how it sweet talks peeps into handing over their cash. Use it to brainwash educate team members, write on-brand captions and emails, and remember how freaking fab you are.

the big daddy dining experience

Brand strategy and messaging + website copy

The foundational guidebook plussss bangin' website copy that has your online visitors laughing, crying, and whipping out their credit cards. Forever and always. 

the taste test

brand and copy audit

Your messaging (emails, website copy, social media captions, etc.). My feedback. So you know how your brand is coming across and the exact ways you can make your messaging spicier.

SO, WHATCHA HUNGRY FOR?

This is not some gross exaggeration, we had 5 inquiries within 24 hours of launching the website with her juicy-ass copy dripping off the pages.

She's not only helped Dory Dimes develop a website and brand voice we can be exceptionally confident in, but that also does the heavy lifting of our marketing efforts. The abundant relief of longer having social media pressures lurking over our shoulders is *chef’s kiss*.

Hire her or you’re crazy. 


Kirsti Dory, Bookkeeper and Profit Strategist

Alethea has legit turned our website into a cash register.

WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING...

in the mood for something free?

brand messaging and creative copywriting that has clients and customers diving for the “buy now” button faster than someone diving for a cold glass of milk after eating a Carolina Reaper?

ready for...

My Big Daddy Dining package (brand messaging plus website copy) comes with a fun, choose your-own-bonus of:

A) An entire welcome sequence fo' free (something I usually charge $1,500 for)

Or B) $1,000 off

To celebrate this launch, I'm offering a bangin' deal to 3 product-based bizzes

ONLY 3 SPOTS AVAILABLE.

did someone say a free $1,500 welcome sequence? or $1,000 off?