With a sprinkle of market research, a strategic scoop of storytelling, and a pinch of your funky fresh brand personality, we’ll cook up copy that’s just as fun and flavorful as you are so your dream clients realize that what you offer is everything they’ve been craving. Bon appetit.
But since you ended up on a copywriter’s website, I’m willing to bet your copy ain’t doing that. Maybe it’s feeling more like a mishmash of ideas that were strung together without a strategy. Or maybe it’s just not whispering the sweet nothings into the ears of the people you want to work with.
And the one thing I’m certain of? It’s sure as sh*t not communicating how fun you are.
Which means that even though you’ve got the rave reviews, the perfected process, and a smooth-as-butter client experience from beginning to end—potential clients and customers are lumping you in with all your competition.
So if you’re ready to invest in creative copywriting that’s strategic and fun AF, is enjoyable for humans and Ms. Google to read, and doesn’t sound like all the other vanilla businesses in your industry, put on your apron.
It’s time to hit the kitchen so we can get started on cheffing up copywriting that’s as wonderful and wacky as you are.
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BUT TURNING UP THE HEAT ON YOUR MESSAGING—WEBSITE COPY OR OTHERWISE—WILL.
You know, the kind that’s peppered with personality, reads like a conversation between friends, and swaps cliches for inside jokes that only you and the people you want to work with will understand.
And it’s my favorite not only because it just so happens to be my specialty, but also because it’s the kind of copy that brings in the baller dollars, attracts the right kinds of clients, and keeps you from falling into the pot of copy that all sounds the same.
Whether you’re in the mood for website, sales page, or email copy, I’m here to blend strategy with personality so no matter what we’re working on your copy will convert without sounding bland as hell.
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MEET THE CREATIVE COPYWRITING CHEF
For those in search of mouthwatering, finger-licking, and positively enticing website copy where each and every page is packed with personality and irresistible to your readers.
You can go ahead and kick your feet up because the best part... it’s all written for you.
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For those looking to launch a genius new offer paired with copy that's concocted to tell your readers exactly what makes it oh so delicious.
So seconds after someone lands on your sales page, they're whipping out their credit card.
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For those looking to rework the copy they already have, I'll be a second set of eyes. Together we'll talk through where and how to spice your website up to get the results you're hungry for.
You'll walk away knowing exactly what it takes to write website copy that's just as juicy as your offers.
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I honestly can’t say enough good things about her, she nailed my very specific language requests and got the tone down perfectly. Her writing is amazing. The only thing I can’t really speak to is her revision process because we didn’t have many. With everything I gave her, she got it completely perfect the first time.
Alethea is wonderful.
Hire her before she realizes how good she is and adds another 0 on the end of her pricing.
| gillian sarah